losing hope

I am truly starting to feel like there is no hope even looking for a job. I feel like Marshall in the Burger episode of How I Met Your Mother, with the underpants radius and everything. I am even applying to things I don't want to because I would be happy doing almost anything but cleaning toilets at this point. At least prostitutes aren't suffering from this economy. No I am not going to become a prostitute, but you got to figure, they have job security, men always want sex.